30 something NZ'er who blogs all sorts of random things.

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mymistakesandretakes:

ohscarjo:

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot
he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

mymistakesandretakes:

ohscarjo:

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

(via superwhooocrankthatsouljaboy)

David Bowie

—Space Oddity

radtracks:

space oddity // david bowie

this is major tom to ground control
i’m stepping through the door
and i’m floating in a most peculiar way
and the stars look very different today

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kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

thatscienceguy:

The Kea; The worlds only snow-inhabiting parrots, they live in the alpine environments of the south island of New Zealand, and they are thought to be the Smartest parrots in the world, so smart that they are put up there with Chimpanzees and Dolphins.

Scientists have set up many puzzles which have determined that Keas are one of the best problem solvers, even when completely wild. Demonstrating group coordination, where one of them would hold open a lever while the other gets the food out, then they share!

Watch this David Attenborough documentary, “Kea - The Smartest Parrot" skip to 6 minutes in if you just want to watch them dismantle puzzles set up by researchers.

They are so smart that they actually get bored with their daily lives of gathering food and making babies, and so they play games, which residents surrounding Mt. Cook despise as it usually involves taking apart cars, TV aerials, and other things that are usually expensive to replace. 

(via inbroadwayvalley)

fuchsiacladbastard:

Plot twist: Lady Stoneheart, Arianne Martell, Val, and Jeyne Westerling take the iron throne and form a matriarchal democracy and d&d don’t know what to do

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dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

(via inbroadwayvalley)

jollytr:

Portah theRApy.  Strike Back Promo pics from Armitage Online Russia

jollytr:

Portah theRApy.  Strike Back Promo pics from Armitage Online Russia

Eric & Pam

True Blood - Season 7

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wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

scary motherfuckers

(Source: jenkristofu, via chaoscrumpet)

redhawkdreamer:

Hahahahaha. I’m Drippy Jollyfuck, what’s your name?! Make me laugh.

redhawkdreamer:

Hahahahaha. I’m Drippy Jollyfuck, what’s your name?! Make me laugh.

stinky crabrash

lessfallmoresaunter:

WHAT IF PIPPIN GETS THE SONG FROM BILBO ONCE BILBO RETURNS TO THE SHIRE

fudgesupremeofthecoven:

Errr thats a scene from The Hobbit

fudgesupremeofthecoven:

Errr thats a scene from The Hobbit